you know exactly how much of the show i've seen so here's my attempt!

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Frank walked into the kitchen to see Charlie putting the finishing touches on a sandwich that must have been made with the dregs of their refrigerator - mayo, pickles, peanut butter, and some unidentifiable meaty substance.

"Oh, that looks good. Is there more?" Charlie shook his head, prompting a frown from Frank. "Okay, just give me half."

"What? No! I spent, like, an hour on this!"

"An hour? Never mind. C'mon, Charlie. Sharing is caring."

Charlie let out a sound somewhere between a growl and a whine but cut the sandwich in two, then plopped one half into Frank's bare hands.